NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO IMPREGNATE GIRLS WITHOUT HAVING SEX LIKE GASTON
… you’re welcome.
DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME.
it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg
Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.
Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing..
“Happy Birthday to y-“
“…Are you the stripper?”
“…I am a God you dull creature.”
*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*
This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.
Your wish… My two hours down the drain.
OMFG it got better
when you accidentally type tis instead of its
dreams of a better future for all